2010 US Open: Day 1 (Night)

After Roger Federer's between-the-legs winner:

"Well he already has twins so he doesn't really have to worry about that..." -John McEnroe

"If a tree falls in a forest, does anybody hear it?" -Patrick McEnroe

Dear Patrick McEnroe, that is definitely not the question.

Also, who knew that Anna Wintour plays tennis every morning?

And yes, John McEnroe, you should Tweet. There.